Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word life, it means forever and that’s a mighty long time, but I’m here to tell you there’s something else: You Talk Loud.
You want discipline? Drink water!
Van Allen, explain yourself
Bartender, one mind-eraser
“Oh my baybuh!”
TV time!
Bates knows his hosannas
Welcome to Shitty Church, with Reverend Pig-Pen
GTFO, Bickett
The Biblemaster
Oooooooooooh!
WWE and YTL present the greatest show in podcast entertainment! Featuring your TYL superstars: Ben “The Mean Old Man” Jarvis, Hunter “Sandwich Kid” Demyen, and Claymation “Capicola” Bates!
Curious wife beatin’ George
Sheriff Cordell
Father & son reunion
Meet Simon Birch
Cena’s biggest fan
Heisenberg
Wrestling internet super-fan
Put your shirts back on
The disappointment list
Sandwich kid: the return
Big travelin’ man
Fallout 3 zombie
DC game time!
Fatman thinspiration
Oh yes it’s big boy’s night, and the pizza’s right! Oh yes it’s big boy’s night, the beer is out of sight!
The house that Kpop built
Breaking movie rules
Let’s Schwarzenate this night
“Teddy bear!”
I’m so excited
Ben’s cat book
I don’t think we fit in at Toys “R” Us
Cabella’s panda execution
“Spaceballs” merch wishlist
David Spade: ninja warrior
I think James Brown is gonna kill me
“America, I like my beats funky. I’m spunky. And yes, ladies and gentlemen, I like my oatmeal lumpy.” – President Obama, “The Humpty Speech.”
The cat’s meizzle
Martian “Big Brother”
I like it RAW
Ben don’t know diddly about bocce ball
My experimental summer
Athletic supporters
7 humps
Dudical slang
Holy cock-munchers
Zeke, the hippie
You Talk Loud vs. The Big Help
The thrill of victory. The agony of defeat. Go for the comedy gold. My lil’ rap cliq; Dont get me started on the space baby; Crack the egg; You don’t wanna see Ben when he’s angry; Who keeps unplugging my stuff?; They call ’em “figgers”; Just buy the 8 ball
Click for show notes!Meet Ben Jetson! Hunter, his pal! His bud Batesy! Get me off this fucking thing! No one likes Anders; Don’t drive while ass is poppin’; Raffi Insurance!; The best little whorehouse in Thailand; I’m a travelin’ Ben; That’s amazing!; Countdown to SmackDown; Comedy is not pretty!; Naysayers gonna naysay
Click for show notes!Advance token to Cool Ass LA! If you pass “Uh-oh!”, spend $40 for two pregnancy tests. If Ben own’s Cool Ass LA, pay twice the rent! You better hope you don’t roll doubles… Okay look… I’ve slept in a bandit’s bed; Bates is our landlord; Night terrors… what a fun game; This isn’t your mom and dad’s Comic-Con; Sci-Fi no one else likes; Sleepover stories
Click for show notes!Let’s get the band back together and sing for a worthy cause! Randy Newman needs to be taken down a peg. Jack meets Julia; Three jobless musketeers; The X-Men need a day off; “Shut up! I’m me!”; Randy Newman: short people assassin; So Colossus isn’t ultimately gay; Kryptonian yuppies; “Oooooh…You’re the complainer.”; Dead people stories (feminine napkins included); The ’90s are back… in pog form; The commemorative “A” dick gold coin
Click for show notes!Get in line! Take all you want, but eat all you take! Bus your plate! We’re going to Smackdown!; Wrestling: I don’t know much, but I know who’s dead; The Olympics… show your shit; Dude love… why is he above?; Running from the Magic Kingdom; Our pixelated fears
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