Come on down to the Cantina Cabaret! Anakin can sure put on a hell of a show. Admission includes a bantha steak and complimentary Jawa juice. Stick around for the comedy stylings of Salacious Crumb and Bib Fortuna. No droids allowed!
- Master ninja, huh?
- We got crabs at Mos Eisley
- Leave your white guy at the door
- What does Mos Eisley smell like?
- Vampire condoms and the salty, old seaman
- We mecha more
- It’s a deep fried world, after all