
There’s a party goin’ on right here. A rager to last throughout the years. So bring your Krakken and your Tito’s too. We gonna rock your party with you…
Ben, Hunter, Bates, and Angry Craig
- Greek Easter and Armenian Christmas
- Bastardcuts
- Meet Angry Craig and his cliqtoo
- The Alex Jones bunker
- Who doesn’t want L.A. Gear flip flops that light up?
- Don’t hide in the fridge
- Hey April, don’t cut me no slack!
Ben, Hunter, Bates, and Dylan
- How to get a discount hooker the Armenian way
- Tales from the adult film industry
- A trip to Circus of Books
- Please, someone give Hunter a job
Ben, Hunter, Keely, and RJ
- “Ringmaster” changed RJ’s Life
Ben, Bates, Dylan, and Angry Craig
- Musicality and the great Austin bass famine
- P&W at Christstock
- Moonshining
- Ben, the pyro
- Is it live, or is it Memorex?
- What’s a C….D?
- Not-so-social networking
- Ben better keep his will up to date
Ben, Bates, Dylan, and Hunter (the return)
- 8 to 10* (*including the dog)
- Merkin Idol
- The Guttenberg Paradox
- Ben’s dad was in “Crank 2″
Links
Angry Craig’s cliqtoo
The TMNTijuana Bibles

Hello Good Sir’s,
Your cast of pods has intrigued me greatly, for I too am in search of the ever loving maiden who charges nominally for her services yet satisfies without wasting all the mead. I have spent many a fortnight searching this great land and I must travel to this Amster of damns that you speak for this is where my true love must be. I will find her and I will have her dine on the turtle flesh while I watch with meat in hand and camera abreast. Only then shall I know what the holy grail tastes like and I will drink from its fountain of bloody semen with the sheep and the lambs and the goats of the flock. Until then, I bid you adieu and wish you the best of luck on your journey to the neverworld.