Ben, Hunter, Bates, and…Dylan? This week You Talk Loud takes a field trip to visit Dylan. It was a worthy Cos. What do you mean “you people?”; The mystery of the mayor; The dating game; Speaking of ALF…; Cos-Play; Those sound like netbook names…; Martin’s Lounge; Is that the ass eating one?; Coco Lopez, airbrushed track marks, and other trade secrets; Hunter vs. the drank vault
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Make way for a GIANT-SIZED “You Talk Loud”! Evel Benievel; I’ve got gut puppets, I’m not coming in; Mr. Brannon vs. Mr. Gil; I’ll take “Resident Evil 2” for $1000; Don’t hate on the Fatman; Gay mutants vs. gay robots; The cast from “Coach” + laxatives…you do the math; “I CAN SEE THE CLAW!”; Bates, spirit beads, and the Baseline Bums; I thought rim jobs were cool?!?; The loophole in the bucket list
Click for show notes!Pitch the tent and pack the provisions, cause we’re going on an adventure! Rick Dees loves my mixtape; Rise of the planet of the zombies; Goin’ to Vegas with gamblin’ dad; Dear Buttman…; Lance’s awesome tent; Reading like a blind person; Bill Cosby doesn’t understand black kids; Buttman’s cruel joke, The joke’s on you, future!; Quit fucking with my comics!; Where’s Bates?
Click for show notes!Who’s house? Shredder’s house! Ben didn’t do jack shit; I ain’t ‘fraida no poltergeist; Gonzales: home of the hopper, Ice cream demands; We’re all in the same gang; The 7th inning drink; …and Donatello on bass!; The worst pizza place in Texas; Words that make you go…ewww
Click for show notes!Load up the semi, fire up Peggle, and let’s get on the road again! Eastbound and down, get those whales a rollin’; Blossom didn’t smell so sweet; Late night wars; ’80s movies like a motherfucker; A short discussion; Take Goosio to the Mardi Gras; Extreme Bates; Dad plays rough
Click for show notes!And now for something completely different… A very special ski trip; Father, I have a confession to make; The last spaghetti sauce hero; Claymation Bates, the squirrel slayer; The Ghost Busters kinda do it again; One box set to rule them all; I majored in rap and minored in hip hop; “Tell everybody what we just did.”
Click for show notes!She may not look like much, but she’s got it where it counts, sandwich kid! I’m sorry, Dad, Mass-holes, That’s no supermoon…, Fat Dad takes a swim, I’m a Star Wars!, Bates is blinded by rage, Bert looks on disapprovingly, The Famle Tree of the Mopiti Babys, The youngest author, Austin vs. wild, Ben makes the Topo Run in less than 12 parsecs
Click for show notes!Watch out! Spoilers ahead! Chim-Cham pussed out; RedBox is the new DMV; Ryan Gosling is not as bad as Ben thought (despite “The Notebook”); The modern Steve Guttenberg: revealed!; Hunter is a softy for Muppets; Buzz Lightyear shot first; Film hoarders; Mom’s PPV experience; Dad’s mystery tape; Ben doesn’t call; Al goes to the principle’s office
Click for show notes!There’s a party goin’ on right here. A rager to last throughout the years. So bring your Krakken and your Tito’s too. We gonna rock your party with you… Greek Easter and Armenian, Christmas, Bastardcuts, Meet Angry Craig and his cliqtoo, The Alex Jones bunker, Who doesn’t want L.A. Gear flip flops that light up?, Don’t hide in the fridge, April, don’t cut me no slack, How to get a discount hooker the Armenian way, Tales from the adult film industry, A trip to Circus of Books, Please, someone give Hunter a job, “Ringmaster” changed RJ’s Life, Musicality and the great Austin bass famine, P&W at Christstock, Moonshining, Ben, the pyro, Is it live or is it Memorex?, What’s a C….D?, Not-so-social networking, Ben better keep his will up to date, 8 to 10* (*including the dog), Merkin Idol, The Guttenberg Paradox, Ben’s dad was in “Crank 2″
Click for show notes!You may: Ye Olde Organ Trail; Don’t ask Ben about the Avengers vs. X-Men, I chose to buy the Jubilee toy, motherfucker!, As the great Martin Lawrence once said…, Love that chicken from…”Pie-Pies”?, Bigot people, dear reader, Squinkies, M.U.S.C.L.E. Men, and Lil’ Homies
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